J.E.Smiths and pink goggles later, the K9 was elevated to The Darth K9. Well then was the time ol' Christ's words came true - "...the geek shall inherit the earth..."
That was when I acquired the power to see those thought bubbles above people's heads. Here's what I saw:
Darth K9: ...sniff...a saber...i love u guys!
Cherry: a pen-stand....awesome!
K-II: this sucks...u, me but no-pree
The inheritor of boss: Pink is in!
Parry Hotter: (ok this i couldn't figure out despite the geek wifi) Error 293: Meta only.
The Lazy Labrador: ...yawn...gotta ghiss.
The Incredible Bulk: must...get...that...phone...[something in swahili follows]
Ackley Kid: Must laugh real hard at K-II when K-I hands it over
K-I: Chicks dig my shirt.